1: What would you name your future daughter?
-I have no idea, I like the names Emily and Leia, but I’m not sure I like them enough.
2: Do you miss anyone?
-Yeah, a few people
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
-I prefer the term visually appealing
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
-Seeing my girlfriend for the first time in almost a month.
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
-I stayed in and played video games
7: How late did you stay up last night?
-6:30 am is when I finally fell asleep I think.
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
-Yep, and naked too
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
-It’s not 12:30 yet, but yesterday I was eating Chik-fil-a
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
-Probably since I’ve got a fucked up liver
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
-Absolutely, we’re talking about tobacco, right?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
-Yep there’s two: mi girlfriend y mi amigo Josh
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
The fuck bruh? I asked for a goddamn ripstik 7 fucking years ago and I still ain’t got shit. You’re fuckin’ up man. All I want is a goddamn ripstik and for 7 motherfucking years I’ve rushed to that Christmas tree, looked, no, scoured the base of that shit in the vain hope that this year was the year I would finally get the two-wheeled skateboard of my dreams, but it was never there. Fuck you Santa.