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sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

zwampert:

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Sometimes I wonder whether or not Team Rocket was even real in this movie.

fosterinpeople:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

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(Source: videohall)

Anonymous:
1-15
Me:

1: What would you name your future daughter?
-I have no idea, I like the names Emily and Leia, but I’m not sure I like them enough.

2: Do you miss anyone?
-Yeah, a few people

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
-I prefer the term visually appealing

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
-Nope

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
-Seeing my girlfriend for the first time in almost a month.

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
-I stayed in and played video games

7: How late did you stay up last night?
-6:30 am is when I finally fell asleep I think.

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
-Yep, and naked too

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
-It’s not 12:30 yet, but yesterday I was eating Chik-fil-a

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
-Yes

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
-Probably since I’ve got a fucked up liver

12: Have you pretended to like someone?
-Yes

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
-Absolutely, we’re talking about tobacco, right?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
-Yep there’s two: mi girlfriend y mi amigo Josh

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
-Very

captainthundercunt:

owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

okay but THEY INCLUDED THE DOGGIE AND IT HAS LIL GREY HAIRS ON ITS FACE AHHH SO DISTINGUISHED AND MAJESTIC THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

(Source: demilked.com)

how-utterly-unprecedented:

These are my favorite pictures I took last night. It was a beautiful night.

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

50 questions. Send me numbers.

  • 1: What would you name your future daughter?
  • 2: Do you miss anyone?
  • 3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
  • 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
  • 5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
  • 6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
  • 7: How late did you stay up last night?
  • 8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
  • 9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
  • 10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
  • 11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
  • 12: Have you pretended to like someone?
  • 13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
  • 14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  • 15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
  • 16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
  • 17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
  • 18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
  • 19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
  • 20: Who did you last see in person?
  • 21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
  • 22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
  • 23: Have you ever been to Paris?
  • 24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 25: Do you use chap stick?
  • 26: Who did you last share a bed with?
  • 27: Are you listening to music right now?
  • 28: What is something you currently want right now?
  • 29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
  • 30: How is your heart lately?
  • 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
  • 32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
  • 33: What do people call you?
  • 34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
  • 35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
  • 36: What are you listening to right now?
  • 37: What is wrong with you right now?
  • 38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
  • 39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
  • 40: What is on your wrists right now?
  • 41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
  • 42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
  • 43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
  • 45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
  • 46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
  • 47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
  • 48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
  • 49: Have you ever been to New York?
  • 50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

are you fucking kidding me

girlwholovesdragons:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

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IT GOT BETTER

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

soyrwoo:

breefolk:

mama-connor:

Wow Google, thank you for the stunning support! The effort you put into representing this cause is fantastic! Like, wow, this doesn’t even compare to what you did for the DW 50th!

Word.

The Google Doodle usually depicts holidays, fun anniversaries, and exciting events.  More serious causes, like remembering 9/11, anti-abuse, and cancer awareness, are represented in a solemn manner with a ribbon at the bottom of the page.  The ribbon is a more respectful way for Google to show support than plastering it on every page in the form of a novelty “doodle,” especially when it may be triggering to some Google users.

soyrwoo:

breefolk:

mama-connor:

Wow Google, thank you for the stunning support! The effort you put into representing this cause is fantastic! Like, wow, this doesn’t even compare to what you did for the DW 50th!

Word.

The Google Doodle usually depicts holidays, fun anniversaries, and exciting events.  More serious causes, like remembering 9/11, anti-abuse, and cancer awareness, are represented in a solemn manner with a ribbon at the bottom of the page.  The ribbon is a more respectful way for Google to show support than plastering it on every page in the form of a novelty “doodle,” especially when it may be triggering to some Google users.

(Source: queerbot22)

lessthan-my-life:
Dear Santa
Me:

Dear Santa,

The fuck bruh? I asked for a goddamn ripstik 7 fucking years ago and I still ain’t got shit. You’re fuckin’ up man. All I want is a goddamn ripstik and for 7 motherfucking years I’ve rushed to that Christmas tree, looked, no, scoured the base of that shit in the vain hope that this year was the year I would finally get the two-wheeled skateboard of my dreams, but it was never there. Fuck you Santa.

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